Fuckin Weird Story

Martavis Bryant recieved a one year suspension yesterday for violating the leagues drug policy. Everyone know Bryant loves his chronic but this suspension seemed to come out of nowhere. I thought the league reformed their Weed policy but I guess smoking is the same as steriods still. Listen I know he was suspended last year for the same reason but how long is the league going to keep doing this. The pain killers and opioids they give out are addictive as shit and weed is well....weed. The NFL's drug of choice will give you nasty withdrawals and Bryants favorite vice will lead straight to your fridge. Can we figure out this policy before we rob my eyeballs of another great player.

P.S. The whole Depression thing is crazy. I hear this guy is actually checking into rehab for it. Kind of weird hes not appealing the suspension either. Let the guy smoke it was obviously helping him relax.

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