Von Millers porn tape

SO apparently Von Miller, the weirdest hipster, chicken farming son of a bitch in the NFL has a sex tape. Colour me not surprised, Miller's always been a weird cat. He wears those fucked up glasses, used to do a bunch of drugs and stars in weird commercials So this is basically par for the course. The problem here is that some gold digging whore is trying to extort him by threatening to sell the tape to TMZ. The price, a cool 2.5 million. My favourite part of this story is that (until today) this chick just remains nameless in the reports. She is extorting him and is referred to as "the women", get the fuck out of here. If your gonna literally whore yourself out for money then your name shouldn't be private. This is not some minor going to court, this is an "instagram model" who willing made a sextape and is now trying to extort Von. Its just mind blowing how his reputation is the only one being dragged through the mud. Such is the social climate, women rule North America even if they dont think so. Anyways Von is doing the right thing by using all legal channels possible to stop Elizabeth Ruiz (we finally have a name) from achieving her dream of being an uglier Kim Kardashian.

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