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I know what your thinking. The Cardinals fan is butthurt about his shitty team and somehow thinks people dont know about David Johnson. Look, your not wrong. He gets credit but lets take a deeper look. Ezekiel Elliott who has less yards from scrimmage, plays behind a much better oline and is a worse receiver is an MVP candidate. I guess wins factor into the equation as the Cowboys are hot in the streets. Last I checked though, the MVP was the most valuable player. The argument can be made that no one has been more valuable then David Johnson. He is third in the league in rushing and is second on the Cardinals in catches and yards. He has more tds then Zeke and has been tasked with single handily carrying an offence. Look I'm not gonna say Elliott isnt an MVP candidate, he is arguably the candidate. However, if he is considered the front runner then why is DJ's name not even in the conversation. Definitely something to consider. P.S. If were crowning mutherfuckers, Derrick Car...

Your boy Adam Gase can coach. Anyone who has watched the phins the last few years knows that talent has never been the issue. This is a team that needed an identity and a hard nosed, smart coach to milk the talent out of the proverbial tit. Who would have thought that Ryan Tannehill can actually throw when hes not getting pounded every play. There is thing called running the ball and apparently it helps your qb. Speaking of which Jay "fuckin" Ajayi is the real deal and the straw that stirs the drink. His play has allowed a slightly above average qb to take advantage of a couple of sick receivers in Jarvis Landry and Devante Parker. The defence is finally playing up to its potential and it all starts with the 100 million dollar man. Its funny how Suh gets the credit when they win and the flack when they lose. Last year the narrative was how they paid too much for him and this year he is the "difference". Well breaking news folks, he has played virtually the same both...

Rock bottom and it sucks dick. Its a real testament to the job Arians and Kiem have done for 4-6-1 to be rock bottom. But the point remains this is the worst. Fans of shitty teams will say something along the lines of "oh you have no idea". Well I do, actually its just a little different. When everyone is sucking your dick in the offseason and writing reports like "Cards are a superbowl contender" then yeah rock fucking bottom is essentially being eliminated from the playoffs. Expectations and talent level play a huge part in how you should feel about your team. This is essentially a worst case scenario for this team no ifs ands or buts about it. We've given our coach a heart attack and everything that can go wrong has went wrong. Yesterdays game was a perfect example of this. Started the game firing on all cylinders only to be dismantled by our own stupidity. Penalties, mental mistakes and shitty oline play caused us to be eviscerated by a team that we should h...

The steelers get their second cupcake game in a row. It must be nice to face the Browns and a luck-less colts team in back-to-back weeks. Bell has a monster game and Anonio Brown chips in a couple tds. The steelers get their grove back on offence. A leaky defence minus Cam Heyward, makes Scott Tolzien look a little too good. The steelers get the win but questions persist about how good this team truly is. Pitt 35-20. not too much to say about this one

Your game of the day. This game features a balanced and potent cowboys attack lead by two rookies on the Cowboys side. On the Redskins side you have an upstart qb who loses his fuckin mind after every big play and running back affectionately named "fat". Both defences are under appreciated untis that are capable of holding their own. The real story here is the Cousins-Prescott duel. These are two qbs who have been playing lights out recently. Cousins has been carrying the Skins potent offence, while Prescott has been methodically throwing the ball at an efficiency never seen by a rookie. Both defences face a significant challenge. The redskins stout and athletic front seven will have their hands full with a powerful cowboys line and maybe the best running back in the game in Ezekiel Elliott. This matchup will decide the game. If the skins can limit elliott and force Prescott to win the game, they will take it. For the Cowboys defence, their secondary needs to be on point. The...

Holy fuck this game actually means something, who would have thought. A couple scrappy team matching up on American turkey day for the divsion lead. On the one side you have sneaky MVP candidate Matt Stafford and his cast of underatted weapons. On the other side you have everyone's favorite googly eyed fuck Sam Bradford and his sputtering, yet effective offence. Minnesotta's defence is nasty and Detroits is just good enough to keep them going. This is gonna be your classic divisional showdown. Both teams will beat the fuck out of each other and a couple big plays will decide it. I see Minnesota sneaking by, similar ot what they did to my poor Cards. The offence has one or two big plays, defence scores a td and Patterson has a big return on special teams. The lions will stay in it with a couple deep balls from Stafford but the special teams and a costly turnover late will seal their fate. 23-14 Minnesota.

I know I'm mad late on this recap blog. I have spent this week wallowing in the sorrow of another heartbreaking victory while busting my ass getting ready for exam season. Better late then never right? Anyways, what is there to say. The same problems that have been plaguing us all year came to the forefront. Oline is swiss cheese (espically minus veldheer), deepball is non-exisitent and special teams fuckin stinks. Combine that with another absentee performance from Nelson and Brown and you have a full fledge implosion of a once great team. The refs fuck us in the ass, there is no way around that but the difference in this game were two plays. Scratch that, two preventable plays. Patterson's ridiculous kick return and Rhodes pick six. A Cardinals insider said it best: this is no longer a good team playing poorly, this is an average team playing average as fuck. On the plus side, the defence is a force to be reckoned with. They have only allowed 7 passing tds all year, the combo...

This might be the one. The game that breaks the recent trend of disgusting Thursday night games. Both teams are compelling and very entertaining despite their records. In fact whenever these two come together there is some serious offensive fireworks. Look for the Saints trio of dynamic receivers to absolutely feast on the Panthers pathetic stable of corners. The Panthers will counter with a dynamic run game against one of the softer defences in the league. Expect fireworks. Key matchup of the game is Kelvin Benjamin against Delivn Breaux. Breaux is no slouch but has struggled to round in to form since returning from hsi broken leg. He was exposed last week against Demarius Thomas and Benjamin is a similar receiver so it will be interesting. For the Saints it will be Fleener/Hill against the Panthers safeties and backers. Fleener exploded last time they faced off and tight end defence has really been an issue for these Panthers as of late. These two matchups will decide the game as the...

SO apparently Von Miller, the weirdest hipster, chicken farming son of a bitch in the NFL has a sex tape. Colour me not surprised, Miller's always been a weird cat. He wears those fucked up glasses, used to do a bunch of drugs and stars in weird commercials So this is basically par for the course. The problem here is that some gold digging whore is trying to extort him by threatening to sell the tape to TMZ. The price, a cool 2.5 million. My favourite part of this story is that (until today) this chick just remains nameless in the reports. She is extorting him and is referred to as "the women", get the fuck out of here. If your gonna literally whore yourself out for money then your name shouldn't be private. This is not some minor going to court, this is an "instagram model" who willing made a sextape and is now trying to extort Von. Its just mind blowing how his reputation is the only one being dragged through the mud. Such is the social climate, women rule...

I dont like this at all. This a classic case of a team caving to the pressure of the media. The rams had a plan for Goff and now they are going back on that plan. Whether this works out or not remains to be seen but a dangerous precedent is being set. If the media can bully you into a qb change, are you really that good of a coach? Of course not and we already knew that, this is Jeff fisher were talking about here. On the flip side this could work out very well and the Rams could actually be in the playoff hunt. At the very least Todd Gurley is thanking the heavens that there is a qb capable of getting that tenth man out of the box. This is a lot of pressure for a guy who the rams had to remake to fit their offence. Rams fans shouldn't be worried about his physical attributes but the mental side of the game. It was always the little things with Goff. Taking snaps under centre, dropping back and calling a play in the huddle will be his challenge. The lack of a competent line will hi...

Wierd news out of Chitown yesterday. One of the most physically gifted receivers in the league got booked for PEDS. Hes not the usual type to get booked for something like this. Hes not old as shit, athletically limited or having a retardedly good season out of nowhere, hes a freak of nature whos always been sick. Why Alshon? I dont even think roids would help you at this point. You won the genetic olympics, roids are for guys like me who can barely keep muscle on. The worst part about this is this a contract year. You know my man just lost a shitton of cash on the open market. On the bright side there is less of a chance of him getting injured playing for that CFL team they call the bears.

As gross of a win as youll ever seen. Multiple chances to bury them but turnovers on offence and a lack of contain on defence kept them in it. The old adage "a wins win" is what I have been repeating to myself for the last 48 hours in a desperate attempt to convince myself this team isnt painfully average. Unfortunately, they are. This can change but until I see something better then a 23-20 win over a pile of trash that is what they will continue to be. Now there are some positives here. Micheal Floyd woke the fuck up. Floyd is like Robert Horry, just coasts through the first half the season cashing his checks and not giving a fuck. Right when people start to say hes shit he goes out and totally redeems himself the second half of the season. Its just one game against a dumpster fire but 100 yards is 100 yards. Fitz was a fuckin animal (12 for 133) and Palmer for all of his shit turnovers showed up when it mattered. On defence Chandler Jones continues to prove that he deserve...

Gross game all around. I mean I dont know what I expected but the optimist in me wanted to see a good back and forth. Thats what I get for trusting the Browns. The underatted story here is the fact that the Ravens just arent very good. Flacco is flacco, the same guy hes been his entire career. Inconsitencies, with just enough of a hot streak to keep them in the playoff conversation. The problem for them is they lack a good back. This offence is at its best when they can run the ball effectively and then Flacco can toss bombs down the field. They dont have that right now as Terrence West is so bad the browns cut his ass. Their defence is not bad but for them to do anything they need a running game. Cleveland looks like a team headed in the right direction....talent wise. Bare with me here. Coleman and Pryor will be an excellent Reciver duo for the near future, Kessler is actuallya lot better then I thought and the Crowell, Johnson combo is relatively competent. Their oline and defence a...

The answer is that crazy bastard Jerry Jones. At this point he is a glorified Al Davis who loves old qbs as much as Al loves speed. The good news for Cowboys fans is that this call is more then just his. You saw it with the Johnny Manziel fiasco. Stephen Jones really runs the show and the family ties allow him to literally put Gramps in restraints. But you keep Jerry happy, you let him run his mouth and stir the pot and when it comes down to it Steve makes the call. The key is to make Jerry feel like he actually made the call. Very unfortunate that Mark Davis was too busy going to Hooters while his pops ran the Raiders into the ground. If the Boys actually put Romo back in they will ruin Dak's confidence. Not to mention at some point Romo will get hurt and/or lose them a game with a shitty pick. They will then have to have that awkward convo with Dak. Do the right thing Dallas, Prescott makes you a contender for the next 10 plus years. Romo maybe has one more good year left. No con...

Gotta love the surprise and outrage that came with this. Belicheck is the most obvious Trump guy out there. If you think an upper middle class guy who lives in Boston is not voting Trump then your crazy or just delusional. I think the part that most people were confused about was BB expressing himself. That letter was so uncharacteristically out there that was almost hard to believe captain mumbles himself actually wrote it. To his credit the hoodie maneuvered one hell of a spin zone when he said that the letter was out of friendship. He went on to say that he is also friends with John Kerry, a liberal. Say what you want about BB but he is excellent at controlling the media. The fact remains, darth vader, like a number of Americans voted for the Donald and as a result we are in for a hell of ride. P.S. I know you love political opinions from some dumbass Canadian blogger but I have to toss this in here. All you idiots whining on social media need to relax. When is the last time a pre...

Wow, I thought we were done with PSI's, ball weight or anything to do with air pressure but here we are. This time its the Seacocks punter Johnny Ryan, just kicking the shit out of a ball that looks as flabby as my ever-growing gut. I'm gonna call this right now, 100 percent this gets swept under the rug. The team will get some preverbal slap on the wrist because the league is all on Pete Carrolls dick and things will be forgotten by last week. Tom Brady is probably losing his fuckin mind right now. Look, I'm a known NFL critic but the thing they consistently do wrong is they are not consistent. You will see an issue occur a number of times and the result is different everytime. Lets take a look at the media's favourite topic: domestic violence. You have Ray Rice getting two game and then a year because goddell is spineless. Josh Brown does it but the case is much worse: one game and then a year because, you guest it  Goddell is a pussy. Ray Macdonald, suspended for his...

What kind of shit was that game last night? I mean I know it was sick and everything but the officiating was atrocious. The NFL has been obsessed with the Seahawks for sometime now. Richard Sherman holds every fuckin play and non one bats an eye. Every fifty fifty call comes up Seahawks, see the Detriot game last year. So it was only fitting that this injustice would continue against the bills. You have Sherman jumping offside on a kick, basically snapping the kicker in two and he gets an offside penalty. Could you imagine if that was Ndamokung Suh or anyone on the Patriots. The league would have suspended him for at least a game. But its good old seattle, lets leave it alone or Richard Sherman will play the race card. Speaking of that punk bitch his bullshit was on ful display. The interception where he stared down the bills bench, again anyone else gets a taunting penalty for looking at the ref not Sherm. There was the last play of the game where he just murdered the reciever in the ...

Cant catch a fuckin break with these games. I know when the league scheduled it, the game looked real good. There was no way to anticipate Vinny Jacksons injury or every Tampa running back going down but such is the NFL. I'm forever the optimist and part of me thinks this will be closer then we think. Tampa has Jameis and Evans, and ATL's defence is absolute dog shit. We know ATL can score with the best of them. Im just really hoping Tampa came to play because we could be looking at a shootout here. Who doesnt love a good shoot out on a nondescript Thursday. Prediction: Atlanta continues their dominance through the air against a shaky secondary but their front seven shuts down ATLs excellent running back duo. Tampa falls behind by a few scores early and totally abandones the running game. Jameis has a signature night and Tampa almost pulls off the comeback but a certain awful kicker fucks everything up. Im gonna say this game will be suprisingly close: 32-26, Roberto Aguayo m...

Huff was arrested for speeding, a little bit of the devil's lettuce and a gun. He was then released by the Philapdelphia eagles. Shit like this blows my mind. Hire a driver, smoke your weed at your mansion and maybe you dont need a gun everywhere you go. Your rich bro, have some schmuck drive you around and have him take the fall if you ever get pulled over. I'm sure you can find a million guys who would stay sober and drive your ass around. Now your out of job. When you are only a minor contributor on an NFL team, shit like this sticks. When you compare the loss of salary to what you would be paying for in a fall guy and its so fuckin worth it. That being said this guy is too quick and versatile to stay on the market for long. Can someone say Patriots.

Wierd, Weird move. Sure the offence is absolute garbage in Minnesota but they literally have no one of note accept Rudolph. The line is junk (Smith and Khalil on IR), Bradford is Bradford, receivers are average and so are Mckinnon and Asiata. Its a no win situation and maybe Norv Turner recognized that. Guy is way to old to put up this Sam Bradford charade that somehow tricked people not 3 weeks ago. Norv's scene it all and I know he doesn't want to remembered as the guy who couldn't put up 17 points a game. Its almost too much pressure with how good that defence is. I'll always remember Norv as the fuckin idiot who couldn't win with LT but the guy can coach. You have to think this is the end for him. We might see him in a "consultant" role soon enough but I'd be surprised if he coached another offence. Time to panic Vikings fans.

I knew this retirement thing wouldnt last. Guy was just physically beatdown and needed some time to recuperate. Couldn't come at a better time if your a buffalo fan. They are in desperate need of a spark on offence with the injuries to Mccoy and Watkins. Even if hes only a boost on returns and gadget plays, its still a plus. Guy is a volatile son of a bitch with speed and elusiveness to kill. This is either gonna be perfect or he will blow up chemistry ala Seattle.

Brutal trade. This Pats defence is nothing to write home about and trading your best player on that side of the ball is questionable. Collins is one of the best kept secrets in the league. Hes huge, can play inside and outside backer. He can also rush the passer, cover tight ends and rush from the end position. Did he want Von Miller money? absolutely, does he deserve it? I think so. At the very least the Pats could have franchised him after this year and had him for another year before talking contract. A very strange move for a team that is seemingly win now every fuckin year. Also, I thought the whole point of gift wrapping us chandler jones was so they can keep Collins. Gotta love Bill though, team first or ill send ya to Cleveland. In all seriousness though Cleveland needs cornerstones on their roster and giving collins what he wants would be a major step in the right direction.

Fuck this is starting to get frustrated. Look, I will openly admit that this team is not as good as I thought they were. However, the way that we have lost some of these games is actually ridiculous. There was the shitty snap in week 1, the league making up rules for Bob Wagner last week, the bad snap in Buffalo and then this week. We got outplayed this week plain and simple. The Panthers jumped down our throats early and dominated the first half. To the credit of this team, they kept fighting and almost came all the way back. My big issue was obviously the Palmer fumble. You gotta love when the officials call it one way on the field and then the league tells you latter that it was the wrong call. That was obviously a pass, any retard could have seen that. Also the penalties we got were a little ridiculous. Many of them were warranted but some of the holding calls we got in the second half were borderline ludacris. Anytime you have a 2 and 44, the officials might be calling a few to ma...