Injuries everywhere

Maybe its because my fantasy team has been decimated but I've noticed a shit ton of key injuries. It being this early year, the shit kind of sucks doesn't it? Sometimes I wish the NFL had a no injury button you could turn on and off ala. Madden franchise mode. Here are some of the key injuries in the last week.

A.P. : Things were murky for AP. Some said he could play through, others thought it would be a few weeks. Unfortunately for vikings fans, it looks like he is going to miss most (if not) the entire year. Shit, it just wasn't meant to be, I guess

Doug Martin: This one hit me right in the fantasy gonads. One of my top picks, goes out and fucks up his hammy. Anyone who is familiar with a hamstring injury knows that it can spell doom for a back. That kind of thing lingers all season, which leads me to my next gripe.....

John Stewart: Another fantasy pick, another goddamn hammy injury. What did I do to deserve this. Stewart is going to be out for a couple weeks with a similar injury to the muscle hamster.

Jay Cutler: Will miss 2 to 3 weeks with a shitty thumb injury. Shit just keeps getting tougher for my boy Jay. I just really feel for the poor bears fans who have to watch that bald headed fuck play. If you thought Cutler turned the ball over, wait until you see Hoyer in action

Donte Moncrief: Shit sucks in the land of the steed. Dumb and Dumber (Pagano and Grigson) have made sure that their entire team, defence and all is Luck's responsibility. Not only does he have shitty protection and an old ass running back but now he is missing one of his best targets. Will the real Phillip Dorsett please standup.

Im sure theres more injuries but I dont really feel like talking about them.

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