Kaepernick to start

Alright buddy, you got what you wanted. You made yourself relevant again by becoming a social activist. You became the most popular backup qb in the history of the NFL despite your diminishing skills. You showed up to training camp skinny as fuck with a gazillion injuries and pouted. Now lets see if Americas most notorious athlete can still actually play the game hes being payed millions to play. Does Kaep even care about being a qb anymore or is he just using his status to make political noise to ensure his relevance remains intact when he inevitably is out of a job. My guess is he flashes with a couple good games, the niners finish with six wins max and then Chip Kelly trades away everybody in the offseason. If there is one thing I do know, this will bring interest to the least interesting team in the NFL.

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