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Can we talk about qb development for a second here? The amount of people who have no fuckin idea what they are talking about is astounding. The trend right now is toss your rookie in. If he flourishes, all the power to ya but if he struggles you may have just done irreparable damage to his psyche and confidence. I get it, you give up that many draft picks, you want to see the guy be an instant starter. It doesnt always work that way though. Take Jared Goff. He has talent out the ass but he is just not ready for the NFL yet. That doesnt make him worse then qbs like Prescott or Wentz, it just means he isnt ready yet. Hes got the body of a twelve year old, has never called plays at any level and just learned how to take a snap under centre in training camp. These are all a product of the system he played in at university and high school (accept for the build thing, lift one weight for me). Since the Rams offence is from 1982, calling the plays at the line and taking snaps under centre are...

Gotta love Ryan Fitzpatrick. Career backup and pseudo-starter who is just good enough to get you to 9-7. You also have to respect the ego that this average sun of a bitch has. He has one good year with the Jets, thanks to an all star recieving duo and Brandon Marshalls jump ball prowess. But of course he jokes and they dont make the playoffs. He spent the offseason asking for star qb money, which is nuts when your that old and that average. He finally gets a deal, shows up late and proceeds to unravel on the field. Following a two game stretch where he threw 9 picks he was benched. Geno Smith comes in and instantly tears his ACL (which is so Geno it hurst). SO they go back to Fitz and he leads them to an ugly win. Guy gets a second chance and takes the job back. Instead of being humbled by the situation he decides to call out the only organization who still thinks hes a starter. Specifically, he said the Jets owner, coach and GM lost faith in him. Oh did they Ryan? you threw six picks ...

Im exhausted, hungover and confused. What in the actual fuck did I watch? I mean, at least we didnt lose to Seattle, so thats a positive right? The defence is a huge fuckin deal which makes me happy because they were awful the first bit of the year. I'm not too concerned about the offence as they are too talented to be this bad. Also Seattle's defence is ok, not sure if you guys know. I mean there are good teams and bad teams but, as an NFL fan are you ever worried about your special teams making or breaking a game for you? Sure not every kicker is gonna drain that 44 yard game winner but the fact that our kicking game has legit lost use 3 games and forced one tie is fucked. As a fan of a professional football team and a good one at that I shouldnt be fuckin nervouse attempting a muthafuckin 24 yard field goal but the here we fuckin are! I cant take these nail bitters anymore, your important players do their jobs and you cant do something a high school team can do, really? Now ...

One of the million chicks linked to Antonio Cromartie has come out and taken a stand against the Colts. According to her, Cromartie was cut not because he stunk up the field in Jacksonville but his political beliefs. She claims that it was because he knelt during the anthem. Lets get one thing straight here, Cro is over the hill. No team touched him this offseason and the Colts only brought him in because their entire secondary was hurt. If he plays even half decent he doesnt get cut. It actually blows my mind that she actually thinks this was the reason. What planet do you live on right now? Teams put up with so much shit from even the most average of starters. If you can play, you can get away with a shitton, including kneeling during the anthem. That shit is mainstream now, no one is getting cut for it. Your husband stinks now. Maybe worry about all of the sidepieces this guy has? Hes got like 10 kids with 9 women. I think youve got bigger problems babe.

Newton and his wierd as way internet communication got blown the fuck up when he tried to slide into this chicks DMs. First of all, the font he writes in is some made up shit. Secondly, I can confimr that this guy is one weird muthafucka. If you didnt know by his Willy Wonka tophats hes a little different then the rest of us. Also the way he was talking to this chick was goddamn hilarious. Hes calling this chicks husaband a "sucka ass" and giving her the name "my killa". Anyways just athletes doing dumb athlete shit. So this chick goes and blows him up on the internet and the only one who gets in trouble is Cam. Not the chick who sent their private convo to website to post. Oh and did I mention this married chick was responding and flirting with him? Cause she was. I just love how she remains nameless in all of this shit. This is the norm though. Some celebrity cheats on his wife or gets blown up by some random chick, he gets crucified and the chick just gets to fuc...

ahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha! Have fun Jets, back to square one baby. You better hope that Bryce Petty isnt gimmicky or that CHristian Hackenburg can magically find some accuracy. We have seen this movie before and this fuckin guy will maybe last a week under centre.

I dont know about you guys but I love this fuckin goon. He is the football equivalent of an enforcer. Just decapitating guys during the play and trying to snap ACL's after the play. Oh and did I mention he is one hell of a talent. This is the classic you want him on your team but dont want to play against him kind of guy. So his latest antic was trying to take out Martellus Bennett's ACL, which I dont mind cause that guy is fuckin loser. He also tried to step all over Blount after a play near the goaline. As far as the pileup goes, you cant let him in there. You have to know that a big scary dude named Vontaze is probably gonna snap some necks when hes not cashing his checks. The oline has gotta protect Blount like they would protect Brady and this shit never would have happened. You just gotta be better New England. Burfict is gonna Burfict and the game is just so much better with him out there. Every good league has a villain.

Its been tough in Tampa. Jameis looks like he did his last at year at florida state, their kicker sucks a bag of dicks and the muscle hamster has been on the shelf. Martin was supposed to return this week but he suffered a setback and there is no timetable for return. This is tough for a player who is either the best back in the league or an absolute scrub. There seems to be no inbetween for him. In a contract year, this is really gonna hurt his value on the open market. If only he embraced the muscle hamster nickname.....it feels like all this could have been avoided.

Buffalo is getting stronger. A scary thing to consider after they just ripped off four straight. Now their defence is getting back their first round pick to pair with the out of nowhere Lorenzo Alexander. Combine this with Darues's return and we are looking at a bills team on the rise. Of course Rex is still the coach so you can expect 2-3 losses on sure mismanagement. This team might actually be in the playoff picture. This is until they decide to be Buffalo and end up 9-7. Yup there gonna charm us for a while, then lose a couple in a row and finally they will be one game short of the playoffs. Then heads will role. Its a damn shame because the Ryan brothers on the same team makes for excellent theater.

NFL when will you learn. Weed good, beating women bad. Whats changed since Ray Rice, fuck all. They gave him a little one game suspension, thats it. I know the charges were dropped but when has the NFL ever given a shit about proof. Your accussed your guilty....but only sometimes. Maybe because hes a kicker and no one gives a shit? I dont know man, more details are coming about and this story is about to blow the fuck up. Meanwhile Martavis Bryant is rotting a way for a year cause of the weed. Also not really the best time for the league considering the whole no one is watching footbal anymore thing. When will you learn Roger? Probably never.

This game stinks to high heaven. Classic trap game, dont even know if I am allowed to say that when this team has been junk. Nonethless, the jets have been worse but they do have one ace in the hole. Muthafuckin Todd Bowles, our former defensive coordinator is the Jets head coach. So we have to try and beat a guy with intiment knowledge of our personnel and scheme. A little scary if you ask me. However, the fact is we are just plain better at key positions. Their corners are dogshit, our recievers are sick. Their qb sucks and PP and Mathieu are licking their chops. Their run game is nothing to write home about so the passrushers should feast on the omish qb known for his interceptions. I am confident but some part of this game doesnt feel right. 32-20: Game is close until the fourth and the cards seal the game with a long john brown td

This is not a physical comparison nor is it a playing style comparison. It is however a mentality comparison. The fact that bothe these guys can play super sub par for 3 quarters and then turn into the best quarterback in the league in the fourth is actually fuckin ridiculous. We seen it from Luck, time and time again. Youc could see from Brock last night. Guy played one of the worst first halves Ive seen in a while and what did he do? Just pranced around the sideline with that stupid ass grin on his face. You can tell the guy is probably a mutherfucker to deal with. Then down 23-9, with boos showering down on him, the lanky fuck pulled an andrew luck and marched his team down the field twice to tie it. The game goes to OT and he fuckin wins it, pure ice in his vains. Now I know you guys are thinking Im over reacting but look at his body of work. He beat New England and Cincy in OT last year. This is a guy with unlimited confidence and a winners mentaility. Sure hes raw but all of this...

Sucks for them. I mean I dont really know what they expected when they had the offseason they had. They drafted players at positions of strength (dtackle), let their star cornerback walk and refused to address the human turnstile that is Mike Remmers. When you trot out a practice sqaud db to cover Brandin Cooks, your gonna have a bad time. When you start a million rookies in the secondary, your gonna have a bad time. People are surprised about this and I cant figure out why. Sure I thought they would still make the playoffs because Cam is well Cam but everyone thought they were a lock for the NFC championship game (which is insane). Now they sit at 1-5 and their season is essentially done. I just hope they take the L on this one instead of doing something drastic like firing Gettleman or Rivera. You win some seasons you lose some seasons. Expectations are bitch arent they?

Another year, another wierd game where Big Ben checks in and out of a game with an injury. Thats what that Miami game was, that game that happens once a year where Ben gets hurt and then goes back into to the game to get hurt more. This time it is a torn meniscus but rest assured steelers fans, this giant (seemingly unbreakable), caveman of a qb will be back soon. He'll be back in two weeks with a giant knee brace and somehow toss 4 tds against baltimore. Being a steelers fan must be weird. You are guaranteed to have your star back suspended or injured and your qb play 3 half games because he doesnt know when hes hurt. They will still make the playoffs somehow.

I'm almost tired of talking about this but I have to say, the guy had me going for a bit. When he first fought it, I was like "classic Oddell, fuck that peacock looking muthafucka". Then he scored a td and made up with the kicking net, at which point I actually gained a little respect for him. Anyone who is self aware is good in my book. Then in classic Oddell fashion, he just kept doing shit with the kicking net. Now I'm back to my original stance. Fuck this frosted tip, diva and his weird homo-erotic behaviour (I am assuming the kicking net is a guy). You were so close on turning the tide, making fun of yourself and toning shit down is a great way to get the media off your back. I totally forgot this kid is a weird, sensitize millennial. That being said, hell of a game for the kid

San Diego jumps ahead early on in this game and then they figure out a wierd way to turn the ball over and Denver wins. No, in all seriousness I think this will be a good game. Paxton Lynch isnt ready for the league quite yet. With Trevor Siemian questionable and the Chargers losing players are a retarded rate this could be a very interesting game. Both teams are ridiculously unpredictable. The two things I am confident in are Philip Rivers and the Denver defence. Rivers will throw 300 yards to receivers whose names you dont know and Denvers defence will do something ridiculous to keep them in the game. This is why I am confident this will be a good one. This is not a game you should bet on but the Chargers will hand this game to Denver at some point. This is why the Broncos will win a close game in ridiculous fashion when someone not named Rivers inevitably fucks shit up. 23-21 Broncos

Go back to the CFL Mark, this game is not for you. Gotta love his strategy with the Ravens. So we have a qb who excels with a strong run game and play action. I know, lets spread the field and throw the ball short while ignoring the running game. Your a genius Mark. We have a bunch of deep threats at reciever, we should probably stretch the field. What are you gonna do Mark? throw the ball short. We have a team built on a power running and play action, fuck it lets lead the league in pass attempts. The mind of Mark Tresman, what a place. So I hear the CFL is always hiring, go back there and your "fuck the running back, run the same system regardless of personnel approach" should go over well up north. They dont even know how to run the ball in the CFL, you should fit in fine

Alright buddy, you got what you wanted. You made yourself relevant again by becoming a social activist. You became the most popular backup qb in the history of the NFL despite your diminishing skills. You showed up to training camp skinny as fuck with a gazillion injuries and pouted. Now lets see if Americas most notorious athlete can still actually play the game hes being payed millions to play. Does Kaep even care about being a qb anymore or is he just using his status to make political noise to ensure his relevance remains intact when he inevitably is out of a job. My guess is he flashes with a couple good games, the niners finish with six wins max and then Chip Kelly trades away everybody in the offseason. If there is one thing I do know, this will bring interest to the least interesting team in the NFL.

Certified dumb ass and stripper lover Jerry Jones dropped an excellent amount of stupidity this week. He says that old as shit, glass boned Tony Romo should start over rookie sensation Dak Prescott. This is so cowboys it hurts. Things finally look good. You have the best rookie duo since Dalton and Green, you are actually winning games and your qb doesnt turn the ball over. But hey why dont we crush the rookies confidence and bench him for a few weeks until Tony ends up in a wheelchair. Good call Jerry, alienate your qb of the next ten years by making him sit a year (max) while Tony gets eliminated in the first round (again). Just picture how awkward that conversation between Dak and Jerry is gonna be. "Look son, you have exceeded expectations here but Tony's my friend and I think he should play". You know what a decision like this does to a team, it makes them choose sides. This fractures the lockeroom and distracts people from the actual game. This is why the Cowboys wi...

Anyone who watched last nights game is probably still recovering from its brutality. Have you ever seen two teams who wanted to lose so badly before? I sure as shit haven't. If there was one guy who summed up this collective shittyness it was the fuckin kicker for the Bucs. I have never seen a kicker this bad keep his job. I mean its not like the team can cut him, they spent a second round pick on him (ridiculous I know). Just to see a guy who was so good in college be so bad in the league is insanity. Sur he made the game winning kick but lets remember they are not in this position if he doesnt miss two easy kicks before hand. This guy stinks, unless he starts rubbing a rabbits foot or seeing a hypnotist, I dont think thats going to change. Hes now 4-8 on the season. Kickers usually get cut if they are under 50 percent. Figure it out Roberto or you might be kicking in Canada. Not that the wind and snow will help you improve or anything

I might be, key word being might. Look the ting with Bradford is no one questions his ability. It always consistency and health with him. The lucky bastard stumbled into a great situation with a defence playing out of its mind, a receiving core that actually is showing promise and a monster of a tight end that actually might play 16 games. All this aside, hes throwing darts and the fact that they are 5-0 without AP is borderline insane. We've seen this movie before though. Bradford put together an awful first half and good second half for philly last year. Call me a hater but I am just waiting for that signature mistake or that timely injury that fucks everything up. Do whatever you have been doing Minnesota because I have never seen a 5-0 franchise with some many key injuries.  

We have seen this before. The Falcons get off to a great start only to completely shit the bed. Something tells me this time might be for real. I know the defence has a significant lack of talent but they only need to be average. This offence is fucked. Tevin Coleman decided that he doesnt even want to play running back anymore (he just catches bombs now), Devonta Freeman is a human joy stick and Julio Jones is Julio Jones. To top it all off Matty Ice is back or has he arrived, you just dont know with this guy. Kyle Shanahan deserves a lot of credit here. His offensive gameplan against the best defence in football was genius. He matched his backs on Denver's linebackers and went to work. It also helps when your first round pick from last year actually decides to rush the passer. This could be the year for atlanta. By the year, I mean they reach the playoffs and lose in the divisional round. Thats a win if your a fan of this weird ass franchise.

Look, everyone who actually reads this knows I love to hate OBJ. Hes the fuckin worst. However, one of my favorite qualities in someone is self awareness. When you are self aware of some crazy shit you did and then were crucified for, thats a step in the right direction. OBJ has been the biggest delusional baby that I have ever seen in the NFL and thats saying a lot. But, one of the funniest things I have seen all year is his TD celebration on Sunday Night football. The guy makes a ridiculous catch and then proceeds to kiss and makeup with the kicking net. If Beckham starts making fun of himself like this, I will have no choice but to respect him the tinniest bit. I mean the damage has been done with this drama obsessed ballerina but that celebration was a step in the right direction P.S. the clip is hear if you missed it http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/odell-beckham-jr-hugs-kicking-net-scoring-td-giants-article-1.2824365

Oh to be a broncos fan. You lose one of the best qbs of all time, start some scrub who no one knows, he is somehow good and then he gets hurt. Oh no worries, we just have a first round rookie who came in and looked real good last week. Fuck man, to have that kind of qb luck on a team with amazing weapons and surreal defence isnt even fair. If Paxton lights it up we will see who gets the nod. If they are smart they will give lynch more time, the guys too raw and Siemian can win you games.

Damn that was what we needed. Probably one of the sloppiest games I've seen in a long time. Gabbert vs stanton will do that to you. The good news is david johnson is the best running back in the league, yeah I said it. As old man fitz is playing out of his mind as usual. Did the niners hand us the game? Fuck yeah they did, but a win is a fuckin win and I am going to enjoy this. That was like a playoff game. The margin of error is razor thin but the return of Palmer and a little bit of momentum can be dangerous for a team that is capable of getting hot at anytime.