The Las Vegas Raiders


One of the more strange stories in a while. The Raiders to Vegas story seems to come up every few weeks and then die off again. However, it might have just become official if you believe adam schefter is an actual NFL insider. I tend to agree with a guy who is routinely on TV with two cellphones just trying to get a leg up on his arch nemesis Ian Rappaport.


Anyways Schefty broke the news last night that the deal is done and the Raiders are off to Vegas. While I'm gonna miss the Black Hole and its group of degenerates who think every home game is Halloween from Hell, this move makes sense. The bad boy Raiders in Sin City is the stuff cheesy football movies are made of. You just know that between the degenerate gamblers and actual football fans, this team will have no issue filling a stadium. Oakland doesn't deserve to lose the Raiders but Vegas deserves a pro team. Between the NHL and the NFL, the gambling capital in the world is finally on the sporting map. This is the perfect time for this news to break. There is nothing for the journos to right about until the draft. Look for one of two things out of the esteemed media. On the one side there will be the moral police. This side will focus on the Raiders being torn from their home to the morally bankrupt behemoth that is Vegas. They will sprinkle in some whining and bitching about sport gambling and the NFL money grab; just really cool guys that you want to hang with at a party. The other side, will focus on the new beginning. The jerseys, the vegas football climate and maybe drop a few hints about the need to legalize sport gambling. You know, the optimists not those social justice warrior nerds on the other side. Finally, you will have two kinds of quotes from players: 1. I'm excited about moving to Vegas, I would like to thank the city of Oakland or 2. I cant believe we are leaving, I never wanted to leave, how will I move my kids? The raiders belong in Oakland. Look for all this and more assuming Schefty isn't pulling my leg, that little leprechaun bastard.

P.S. This whole move will really shine a light on the souless ginger with a bowl cut. The man they call Mark Davis is something else, dont believe me, have a look at this van driving, PF changs loving beauty. The peoples billionaire

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