Off into the sunset

One of the cooler guys in the NFL has retired after 12 years. Jared Allen retired in the most jared allen way possible, he rode his horse off into the sunset. At his peak he was one of the best pass rushers in the nfl. Combine that with his mullet and off the field antics and you have one of the most interesting characters ever in the NFL. This was a man's man, a guy who would camp out in a tree while he hunted boars with a fuckin arrow. Later Jared, you will be missed

P.S. those of you who havent seen the video, its a must watch http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14799393/carolina-panthers-defensive-end-jared-allen-announces-retirement

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Eddie Lacy's fat ass

The usually low key Mcarthy confirmed what everyone with a brain was thinking: Eddie Lacy has been a fat sack of shit all year. Anytime you get called out by a coach who doesn't speak, you know you are in trouble. Lacy's problem is he plays the wrong position. If he was on the o or d line this behaviour wouldn't matter. However, when you run for a living it might dawn on you to, you know be in shape. Like cardio wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It is kind of hard when you live in Wisconsin thought. A place known for its beers and bratwurst, not a lot of options for a dude with a massive appetite. In all seriousness though, this is kind of tragedy. This guy is a top 5 back when he is not eating everything in site. You have your whole life to gain a billion pounds but only a small window as an NFL running back.....sort your shit out.
Read more

Dareus suspended

The league is fucked. Can we all just agree on that. Without sounding like a redundent hippy, I have to say that this weed shit is getting ridiculous. We have another supreme talent suspended for smoking a little ganja. This problem is becoming so repetitive and ridiculous that the word around the NFL is many owners want to eliminate drug testing for Marijuana all together. Its not a performance enhancing drug and it benefits long term player health when substituted for opioids that are used to mitigate inevitable pain. The Bills will suffer without Dareus and the fact that the league is willing to continuously suspend players for this issue is beyond ridiculous. Figure it out NFL, Im tired of losing star players for getting the munchies.
Read more

Jags throw cash at Ivory

Chris Ivory signed with the Jags yesterday for 5 years and up to 30 million. When your the Jags you have to overpay for what you want and that was the situation here. All that aside this is a great move for the Jags. A duo of Ivory and TJ Yeldon will do wonders for a Jags offence on the rise. This will take pressure off Blake Bortles and allow the Jags a more balanced attacks that should help the compete in that pathetic excuse of a division.
Read more