floyd the wino

This story is a little on the old side but the ridiculousness cannot be ignored. A little background, then cardinals reciever micheal floyd was found passed out at a traffic light driving his car. His blood alcohol level was three times the legal limit. He was sentenced 24 days in prison and 100 on house arrest. Obviously the man had to avoid booze at all costs. A few months later, Floyd (now with the Vikings) tested positive for alcohol but wait his excuse is beautiful. He claimed that he drank a large amount of kombucha tea which he did not know contained alcohol. Really Mike? Im pretty sure one can tell when they are consuming booze. Theres this thing on the label that says BAC, not sure if you've heard of it. Also that light headed good feeling was not the tea working its herbal magic. It was the power of the booze, as an alcoholic you should know that better then anyone. Anyways, the courts are in the process of figuring out what to do with the talented wino. His coach has come out and said he believes floyd, but he will cut his ass in a heart beat if he is lying. I'm inclined to think he is.