Predictions: Pittsburgh-Cleveland

I don't recognize these Browns. Every year there is a team that will not be denied in the fourth quarter and this year its the Cleveland freaking Browns! The strangest part about this is its the offence minus Josh Gordon, not the defence that everyone expected to dominate. It all starts with Brian Hoyer, I mean what more can you say about this kid. Hes just a gunslinger with maybe the shortest memory of any quarterback this side of Jay cutler. The point is this is a dangerous team with a three headed monster at runningback, a surprisingly dangerous no name receiving core and a defence that can potentially dominate. These Browns are for real folks! On the flip side we have a team going through a crisis of identity. The steel curtain is dead but thats not the point, this is an air it out team with two explosive running backs (the case can be made that Bell is the best back right now), an always reliable quarterback and a very solid group of receivers lead by the ridiculous Antonio Brown and the very reliable Heath Miller. The defence has some talent but I dont trust them right now.

Pick: Im going to have to go Steelers hear, Big Ben owns Cleveland


Spread: Cleveland -1.5, Ive got Pitt so Im going to go against the spread once again

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