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The worst coin toss in history

Ok, we get it bill your smarter then everyone else, always bucking logic, going against the grain (insert turn of phrase here). Seriously thought the guy is probably the best coach of all-time but what the fuck was that? Your gonna kick in overtime bro? Seriously? I know your offence is down to the practice squad but you still have brady and fitzmagic was killing it. Better then the decision is all of the butthurt pats fans saying they lost on purpose to keep pitt out of the playoffs. You were the worse team yesterdat and frankly the team has looked fucking ordinary recently. Also that clip of slaters face and cromartie's reaction was pure gold

Odell Beckham

He's a gay right? I mean has to be. Never seen someone so angry over a little trash talk. SUre Josh Norman is a scumbag but Beckhams cheap shots in that game were some of the most pathetic things ive ever seen. Theres always a back and forth with corners and recievers and sure things can get heated (see Smith, Steve) but to spear someone like that is classless. It then comes out latter that Norman used a homphobic slur and thats what caused things. This coupled with the hair, the clip of him checking out some dudes ass and his ridiculous reactions make me think hes gay. Not there is a problem with that, I digress. This dude needs to get himself in check quick or every team has a roadmap to take him out of the game, you cant have that as a legit superstar.

9 in a row baby

SO ive been on blog hiatus for a little while now, when your traveling the world getting to a computer can be tough. But im back online now just in time to say holy fuck are the cards good. Like green bay is no slouch and going in there and crushing them without the honey badger was something no one expected. Ive said it all year, if the pass rush can come alive then this is a special team capable of making a super bowl run. David Johnson looks like a star, floyd gets better by the week and if ellington gets into a groove look out! Cant say ive been more optimistic about a cardinals team ever.....stay tuned

Khalil Mack

Guy is finally living up to the ridiculously unecessary media hype that his rookie season percured. Hes always been a great player but it just seemed everyone crowned him way too early. The guy had like 5 sacks last year and everyone just decided he was one of the best in the game. I'm just saying that the 99 madden rating was a little premature. But 5 sacks in a game is no joke and I think this will be the start of him living up to the ridcuolus hype. I mean his combination of run and pass game prowess is nothing to fuck with

Arizona Cardinals

Another week, another win. I am fully into the notion that we are superbowl contenders. Carson Palmer is the comeback player of the year bar none and tyrann mathieu should be is serious consideration for dpoy. Calais Campbell woke up and Pat Pete is the best corner in the league right now (yeah i said josh norman). Clinching the playoffs was huge, now its time to grab home field and head to the superbowl

Ron Rivera

I love this guy just sticking it to these dumbass reporters. Everyone is all over concussions dick and its really starting to get annoying. They hired independent doctors who are impartial to put these guys through protocol. Maybe cam newton got hit in the head and didnt get a concussion, it happens. Unfortunately, this will probably force the league to step up its efforts (in some insufferable way) because people at home can't stand the thought of a pro athlete getting hurt (and it didnt even happen). Sad times we live in, sad times.

The hail mary to end all hail marys

What a fuckin game. The lions showed flashes of the team they were a short year ago. For one half I was thinking that these team would win out and maybe sneak into the playoffs and then aaron rodgers decided to show up and the rest is history. More worrisome for the packers is the fact that rodgers has to do all of this shit himself. Their line was getting bullied by devin taylor (of all people) and the running game has been nothing short of putrid. The one bright spot is richard rodgers who is really showing some serious skill. If this guy can keep it up, he will be one of the scariest covrs in the league. His combination of size and speed has him poised to be the next great tight end. Concerning the actual play in question, if nothing else it should show just how incompetent jim caldwell is. A lateral play Jim? How many times has a lateral play worked ever? Like one time. A hail mary has a much better chance, especially when all of the fuckin recievers are 6'3 plus. Come on man: ...

Manziel looks done in a Browns uniform

i used to really like pettine. He seemed like a good hard nosed coach. But his constant refusal to give up on a lost season is baffling. I don't care if you hate this guy, he was drafted in the first round. This means you have to see what you have at this point. Sure he's a dumb shit but is he a starter? Oh right you don't know because you refuse to try. Sure he fucked up but come on your a franchise in purgatory that needs to figure out if johnnys your quarterback. The longer you hold out, the more you put farmer in a bind. He needs to know definitively if this guy is worth the pick. If not he is going to use another first on a quarterback. This is a great time to sort out your priorities Cleveland. Your done this year, time to start evaluating talent. Hell it's time to start evaluating pettine

Chris Johnson Injury

Tough loss for the team. He started off very strong but his age began to show recently. I just hope that David Johnson is ready. Ellington has proved that he is best in a limited role (his recent injury seemed to drive that point home). I think Johnson was always going to be a good player but I took solace in the fact that we werent going to to need him to step up until next year. Such is the NFL, injuries happen and we need to be ready. However, these fuckin nut jobs saying that our superbowl hopes are over are idiots. Its not like we lost Palmer or Tyrann, running backs get hurt all of the time and fortunately it is arguably the deepest position on the team. As for Johnson, he has all of the tools to be a featured back and I think he will step into the role and perform admirably. His size, agility and pass catching are a great fit for this offence. Once his vision and ball security improves, we are looking at a complete back for years to come. The future is now in the desert.

Bill Lazor out for Phins

Finally! I wanted to like this guy so much. His system was a great fit for tannehill but his refusal to establish the run was fuckin weird. You dont have a top 5 wideout and qb, yet lamar miller is killing it, just goddamn weird. I just know that they better simplify things under this new cat. Keep the elements that work and run the fucking ball. Its on to next year for a team that just keeps showing how muthafuckin mediocre they are.